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A Blonde's Year in Review
January
Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.
February
Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels.....
Helllloooo!!!.......bottles won't fit in printer!!!
March
Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....
Box said ' 2-4 years!'
April
Trapped on escalator for hours ...
Power went out!!!
May
Tried to make Kool Aid.....wrong instructions....
8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!!
June
Tried to go water skiing.......
Couldn't find a lake with a slope.
July
Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....
Learned later, the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!
August
Got locked out of my car in rain storm.....
Car swamped because soft-top was open.
September
The capital of California is 'C'.....isn't it???
October
Hate M & M's.....
They are so hard to peel.
November
Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days ...
Instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!
December
Couldn't call 911.
'Duh'.....there's no 'eleven' button on the stupid phone!!!- 一月
- 把一条围巾退了，因为太小了，脖子紧得难受
- 二月
- 被药店炒鱿鱼了……说我不会打印标签……
- 拜托！瓶子怎么塞到打印机里打印呢？
- 三月
- 太开心了，一副拼图花了六个月大功告成！
- 包装盒上可是说了要2到4年的（2-4 years指2~4岁儿童）。
- 四月
- 在自动扶梯上困了好几个小时……坐到一半居然停电了！
- 五月
- 想泡个Kool Aid喝，发现包装上的使用说明根本就是瞎扯……
- 8杯水怎么可能装的进那么小一个包装？
- （Kool Aid好像是类似果珍的冲泡饮用的一种软饮料）
- 六月
- 想去见识见识滑水……
- 可是根本找不到一个有斜坡的湖面。
- 七月
- 蛙泳比赛输了……
- 后来才发现其他人全都作弊！他们居然用手了！！！
- （蛙泳的英语：breast-stroke，breast是胸的意思……话说这段所谓的年度review根本就是个无聊的文字笑话）
- 八月
- 遭遇暴风雨，被锁在车外……
- 车子被水淹了，因为暴风雨来的时候顶蓬没关。
- 九月
- 加州（California）的首字母（Capital，又意为“首府”）是“C”吧，难道不是？
- 十月
- 非常讨厌 M & M's .... (M & M's 好像是一种巧克力)
- 这玩意的皮太难剥了。
- 十一月
- 一只火鸡烤了4天半……
- 说明书上说了一磅一小时的，我有108磅没错啊！
- 十二月
- 不知道怎么拨911报警。
- 切！电话上根本就没“11”这个键！
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