来个笑话轻松一下:神父和修女

阿丙

一位神父和一位修女在打高尔夫球,关键的一球神父没打好,气得一跺脚骂道:"我操!打偏了!"一旁的修女尖叫起来:"啊!神父,你怎么能讲脏话?"神父连连怕打自己的嘴巴说:"对不起,对不起,一着急,没注意."俩人继续打球.不一会儿,神父亲又有一球没打好,气得大叫:"我操!又打偏了!"修女大声叫道:"神父,你怎么又说脏话了?上帝是要惩罚的."还没等神父开口道歉,只见天上乌云骤集,咔嚓一个霹雳,把修女打到在地.神父吓得双膝跪倒,对天祷告:"主啊,说脏话的是我,该受惩罚的也是我,请您不要错怪了修女."寂静了一两秒钟后,从云层深处,远远传来一声低沉的声音:"我操!打偏了!"

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在美一方

学英语啦啊：

Priest and Nun

A Catholic priest and a nun were taking a rare afternoon off and enjoying a round of golf. The priest stepped up to the first tee and took a mighty swing. He missed the ball entirely and said "Shit, I missed." The good Sister told him to watch his language. On his next swing, he missed again. "Shit, I missed." "Father, I'm not going to play with you if you keep swearing," the nun said tartly. The priest promised to do better and the round continued. On the 4th tee, he misses again. The usual comment followed. Sister is really mad now and says,"Father John, God is going to strike you dead if you keep swearing like that." On the next tee, Father John swings and misses again. "Shit, I missed." A terrible rumble is heard and a gigantic bolt of lightning comes out of the sky and strikes Sister Marie dead in her tracks. And from the sky comes a booming voice ........"Shit, I missed."

连山

也和话

那个“十八岁耶稣和妓女”的笑话如何？太咸了，不便摆出来。