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史上最强的课堂插嘴!!! 教授都要崩溃了!!


在一所著名大学里的历史课上,教授正在向来自各国的同学提问:“要生存还是要灭亡。”这句名言出自谁的口中?
          沉寂了半天之后,古田站起来说:“威廉·莎士比亚。”
        “很好,被誉为“欧洲的良心”是指谁?
          “罗曼.罗兰。”
          “要么给我自由,要么让我死”这句名言最早出自谁之口?
          “1775年,巴特利克·亨利说的。”
          “很好,那么,‘民有、民治、民享’是谁说的。”
          “1863年,亚伯拉罕·林肯说的。”
          “完全正确,同学们,刚才回答问题的是位日本学生,可是作为欧洲国家的学生却答不出来,太遗憾了”,教授不无感慨的说道。
          “干死小日本”! 突然有人发出一声喊叫。
          “谁!谁说的!”教授气得语音都颤抖了。
          “1945年,杜鲁门总统说的。”约翰站了起来。
          “你以为自己在干什么?”教授生气的道。
          “麦当娜说的。”杰克也站了起来。
          “这真叫人恶心,简直无法无天了。”教授浑身气得发抖。
          “1991年,乔治·布什会见日本首相时候说的。
          ”斯蒂芬也坐不住了。课堂立刻陷入了混乱之中,所有的学生都开始议论纷纷,一些学生开始起哄:“耶 ! 真**的够劲。”
         “克林顿对莱温斯基说的。”玛丽毫无表情的接话道。
          整个班级都陷入混乱,一些学生冲古田高喊:“你这泡狗屎,你再敢说话我就把你干掉。”
          “2001年,盖瑞·康迪特对莱薇说的。(注:莱薇系白宫实习生,2001年被谋杀于华盛顿。其前男友、民主party人康迪特做为嫌疑人被拒捕)教授愤怒得说不出话来,隔了一会,他大踏步的向门外走去,到门口时,他冷冷的看了所有人一眼:“我会回来的。”
         “阿诺得.施瓦辛格说的。”鲍勃终于插上话了。
          古田委屈的一摊手:“我没做什么坏事,为什么会这样?”
          “张国荣说的。”李小丽一脸崇拜的神情回答
          所有的学生都围成一个圈,汤姆有些垂头丧气:“该死,我们完了。”
       “希特勒说的。”伊汉诺娃立刻回答。
        一个学生说:“妈的,这回我们有大麻烦了。”
         “2002年,亚瑟·安德森说的。”简回答道。(注:亚瑟·安德森,安达信会计事务所,美国五大会计公司之一,2002年因为安龙丑闻而陷入倒闭境地)
         赖特叹了口气:“今天将是一个很有意义的日子。”
          “本.拉登说的”。克瑞斯终于为自己能说出一个名字而得意。
          “这决非是我最得意的一天。”古田惭愧的说着。
     “托尼.布莱尔说的。”已经不知道谁在回答。
      
       这时校长和教授一起进来了,他脸色铁青,几乎是一字一顿的说道:“你们要为此付出代价!”
       “斯大林说的。”全班同学异口同声的回答。
          教授愤怒得说不出话来,隔了一会,他大踏步的向门外走去,到门口时,他冷冷的看了所有人一眼:“我会回来的。”
    灰太狼说的~~~。

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发表于 2013-9-20 08:11 AM | 显示全部楼层
Donations for Honest Homeless Man Tops $100K
http://abcnews.go.com/US/donatio ... k/story?id=20307038
Fundraising for a Boston homeless man heralded as an honest guy after handing in a backpack he found that contained over $40,000 in cash and travelers checks has topped more than $104,000 in just a few days.

"I'm in complete shock," Ethan Whittington, the man who organized the fundraiser, told ABCNews.com today with a laugh. "It's more money than I've ever seen."

"It's completely changing my life," he said. "It gets you thinking. Imagine the possibilities if we continue to do this as a nation. It's so inspiring to see the way that everyone is coming together."

The money has been raised by more than 4,000 strangers since the campaign was posted on GoFundMe.com on Monday. Donations and messages have poured in from all over the U.S. as well as countries as far as Brazil, France and Australia.

Whittington has set the effort's fundraising goal at $250,000.

"There's no mathematical equation on why I did that," he said of the quarter of a million dollar amount. "I just want to see what we can do."

Glen James found the black backpack with $2,400 in cash, $39,500 in travelers checks and a passport at the South Bay Mall in Dorchester on Saturday evening. He promptly reported it to police.

Officers then returned the bag to the owner, a student visiting from China, and Boston Police Commissioner Ed Davis presented a special citation to James for his "extraordinary show of character and honesty."

The fundraising campaign began when Whittington heard about what James had done, but it didn't mention James getting anything other than a plaque.

"Beautiful! I pray that he is blessed beyond measure for his act of integrity and kindness," one woman wrote on the GoFundMe page. "We could all take a lesson from him. Someone help him invest wisely and all will be well!"

"Nicest idea I can think of for a man who deserves this miracle," another person wrote.

Many people have contacted Whittington about James and expressed interest in doing this for him including donating computers to James, providing him dental care and helping him find a job.

Whittington last spoke to James on Tuesday when the donation amount was at $15,000 and James was "ecstatic," he said.

Whittington suggested to James the possibility of someone to help him with handling the money when he gets it.

"I want to be very careful about how we go about doing it," Whittington said. "It's a lot of money. If someone came up to me and handed me a hundred grand I wouldn't know what the hell to do with it."

"I want this to come out to be a positive influence for his life, not for it to be completely out of control and then we have some horror story a couple of months from now," he said.

Whittington is planning to travel to Boston to meet James in person and find out more about his life.

"I have the best intentions for Glen," he said. "There's only so much I can do. I'm going to give him 150 percent of my effort to do what I can to help him out, but it's his money. I can't make these decisions for him."
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发表于 2013-9-20 08:11 AM | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2013-9-20 08:12 AM | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2013-9-20 08:17 AM | 显示全部楼层
老蛇, 为啥版主可以添加的附件尺寸只有512K,而老股民却还有 1M?
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发表于 2013-9-20 08:46 AM | 显示全部楼层
我是谁 发表于 2013-9-20 08:11 AM
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How about real money?

http://hutong9.net/home.php?mod= ... ward=1&id=43870
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 楼主| 发表于 2013-9-20 08:48 AM | 显示全部楼层
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 楼主| 发表于 2013-9-20 08:48 AM | 显示全部楼层
mikeqc 发表于 2013-9-20 07:17 AM
老蛇, 为啥版主可以添加的附件尺寸只有512K,而老股民却还有 1M?

可能忘了改设定。
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 楼主| 发表于 2013-9-20 08:52 AM | 显示全部楼层
mikeqc 发表于 2013-9-20 07:17 AM
老蛇, 为啥版主可以添加的附件尺寸只有512K,而老股民却还有 1M?

改好了。
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 楼主| 发表于 2013-9-20 08:56 AM | 显示全部楼层
volume surge, previous low, so might see rebound here first. $SPY, $SPX, $ES_F
http://bbs.cobrasmarketview.com/ ... mp;p=142557#p142557
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发表于 2013-9-20 09:09 AM | 显示全部楼层
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 楼主| 发表于 2013-9-20 09:21 AM | 显示全部楼层
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 楼主| 发表于 2013-9-20 09:27 AM | 显示全部楼层
NORMALLY should be another low attempt but whether it'd make a new low is hard to call. $SPY, $SPX, $ES_F
http://bbs.cobrasmarketview.com/ ... mp;p=142563#p142563
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 楼主| 发表于 2013-9-20 09:43 AM | 显示全部楼层
我是谁 发表于 2013-9-20 07:05 AM
史上最强的课堂插嘴!!! 教授都要崩溃了!!

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 楼主| 发表于 2013-9-20 09:49 AM | 显示全部楼层
volume surge, so might see pullback here first. $SPY, $SPX, $ES_F
http://bbs.cobrasmarketview.com/ ... mp;p=142565#p142565
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