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xiamao · 发表于 2012-8-26 11:44 AM

The economy is so bad that...

I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.

Wives are having sex with their husbands because they can no longer afford batteries.

CEO's are now playing miniature golf.

Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.

I saw a Mormon with only one wife.

I bought a toaster oven and my free gift was a bank.

Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America .

Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.

A picture is now only worth 200 words.

They renamed Wall Street " Wal-Mart Street ."

When Bill and Hillary travel together, they now have to share a room.

The Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali pirates.

And, finally...

snowrider · 发表于 2012-8-26 12:05 PM

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dsp · 发表于 2012-8-26 01:22 PM

They renamed Wall Street " Wal-Mart Street ."

silicon_beaver · 发表于 2012-8-26 01:48 PM

--- They renamed Wall Street " Wal-Mart Street ."

No. promoted as" Great-Wall Street".

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catbear · 发表于 2012-8-27 12:15 AM

瞎猫老大，讲讲大盘吧。

xiamao · 发表于 2012-8-27 03:15 AM

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