The Barber Classic Joke

bokchoy888

A guy stuck his head into a barber shop and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?"

The barber looked around the shop full of customers and said, "About 2 hours." The guy left.

A few days later the same guy stuck his head in the door and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?"

The barber looked around at the shop and said, "About 3 hours." The guy left.

A week later the same guy stuck his head in the shop and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?"

The barber looked around the shop and said, "About an hour only." The guy left.

The barber turned to a friend and said, "Hey, Bill, do me a favor, Follow that guy and see where he goes. He keeps asking how long he has to wait for a haircut, but then he doesn’t ever come back".

A little while later, Bill returned to the shop, laughing.. hysterically...........................................

The barber asked, "So where does that guy go when he leaves?"
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Bill looked up, tears in his eyes and said,"To your wife."

silicon_beaver

That's the reason that he needs to know exact timing.

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