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WHY GOD NEVER RECEIVED A PHD
（为什么上帝拿不到PhD学位？）
1. He had only one major publication. （上帝只有一篇论文发表/书出版）
2. His publication was not in popular language. （他的书不是用流行语言写的）
3. His publication had no references. （他的书没有附参考文献）
4. His publication wasn't published in a refereed journal. （他的书/论文不是发表在有审稿要求的期刊上）
5. There has been some suspicion that he committed plagiarism. （一直有人怀疑他的书内容有抄袭）
6. It may be true that he created the world, but what has he done since then? （他也许真的创造了世界，但是那以后他做了什么呢？）
7. His cooperative efforts have been quite limited. （他很少与他人合作）
8. The scientific community has had a hard time replicating his results. （科学界很难重复他的实验结果）
9. He never applied to the IRB for permission to use human subjects. （他从未向IRB申请批准使用人体受试者）
10. When one experiment went awry he tried to cover it by drowning his subjects. （他的一个实验失败以后，为了掩盖真相，他把参与实验的受试者大都给淹死了。在美注：此乃诺亚大洪水）
11. When subjects didn't behave as expected, he deleted them from the sample. （当受试者的数据和他预料的不一样时候，他干脆把他们的数据删了）
12. He rarely came to class, just told students to read the book. （他很少去教室讲课，就是让学生自己读那一本书）
13. In a later time he even had his son teach the class. （后来，他干脆让他儿子去讲课）
14. He expelled his first two students for the fact that they finally learned some knowledge. （当他的头两个学生终于学到一点知识的时候，他把他们赶出去了）
15. Although there were only 10 requirements, most of his students failed his tests. （尽管只有10道题，但是，他的大部分学生都考试不及格）
16. His office hours were infrequent and usually held on a mountain top. （他的答疑时间非常稀少，而且答疑地点还常常在山头上）
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